summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize
