ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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