I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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