I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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