Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
wow bdsm is so cute
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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