Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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