that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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