So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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