i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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