Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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