Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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