Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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