I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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