fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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