yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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