I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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