I'm so fucking centered right now
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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