Do you still have your period?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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