38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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