is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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