I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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