We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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