Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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