okay pat passed out under dana's car
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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