Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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