I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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