Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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