at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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