Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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