apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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