we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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