Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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