maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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