She is in my trunk
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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