lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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