You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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