Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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