She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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