so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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