so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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