Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
even my farts smell like vagina
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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