Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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