It's Friday. Sex?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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