Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
