Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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