sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
