My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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