it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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