I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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