I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
