you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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