I think I am morally bankrupt
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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