omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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