I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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