So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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