and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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